Welcome to the ultimate roast – where Chinese cuisine gets grilled and even our user "Chinese Food" (yes, the one who vapes) isn’t safe!
Roast Menu:
- Kung Pao Roast: Forget over-hyped spices—this one's sizzling with savage burns.
- General Tso's Roast: Stirring up a tempest in a teapot of blandness, one bite at a time.
- Fortune Cookie Zings: Your future’s as predictable as reheated chow mein.
- User "Chinese Food" Roast: Vaping clouds so thick, even his dumplings are asking for fresh air!